tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21640805629605556532012-01-07T10:00:53.113-08:00michaelejahnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01612159241045672522noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2164080562960555653.post-59637867064152991482007-03-14T17:43:00.000-07:002009-09-20T18:58:14.937-07:00<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_DuPZ55kDx_w/RfiY5aTh0WI/AAAAAAAAABQ/dgTSap37Rig/s1600-h/pith_helmet.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041947894922465634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_DuPZ55kDx_w/RfiY5aTh0WI/AAAAAAAAABQ/dgTSap37Rig/s400/pith_helmet.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>This is your single source for Elephant Skin Pith Helmuts for SAMs!<br /><br />Made from authentic <a href="http://www.naugahyde.com/">naugahyde</a> pleauther vinly and looking not all like <a href="http://www.upali.ch/skin_en.html">Elephant Skin</a>, which is as ugly as your grandmothers fanny, these hand crafted wonders are the <a href="http://www.rolls-roycemotorcars.com/">Rolls-Royce </a>of Pith Helmuts. Never mind that they will make you head sweat like a fat <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mosher">mosher</a> at a <a href="http://www.metallica.com/">Metallica</a> concert, you will be the envy of all your smelly friends!<br /><br /><br />And yes, I KNOW -- I KNOW - I spelled Helmut wrong! I did not want people getting mixed up and searching for Helmets and not finding my page, where I spell Helmet Helmut !</div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_DuPZ55kDx_w/R5dfxTnLJBI/AAAAAAAAB3I/brxTcgGErwM/s1600-h/SAM.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_DuPZ55kDx_w/R5dfxTnLJBI/AAAAAAAAB3I/brxTcgGErwM/s400/SAM.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158697198859002898" /></a><br /><br />So, you are probably wondering "<span style="font-weight:bold;">what in the wide world of sports am I doing here - I thought I was linking to some color management technology?</span>". <br /><br />Welcome to <span style="font-weight:bold;">SAM</span> - <span style="font-style:italic;">Spectral Adjustment Monkeys</span>.<br /><br />This special hat is worn by our highly trained <span style="font-weight:bold;">Spectral Adjustment Monkeys</span>. Jacked up on Red Bull and Sky Vodka, they wear these hats ( we have not determined why they do this ) and for no particular reason that we can figure out, stand there and watch your proofing system and bang it with the new X-Rite ColorMunki spectrophotometer once in a while. Does not good whatsoever, but it sure beats using that old dusty and faded Pantone color brige fan book. Get Going' Get Goe!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2164080562960555653-5963786706415299148?l=elephantskinpithhelmut.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelejahnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01612159241045672522noreply@blogger.com0